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Guy Gadgets. Indestructible Wallets. For Her. Your account is not active. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. Having grown up in Australia, I sometimes take our weird and wonderful lingo for granted. Sure, every culture develops its own unique slang; I thought I had learned Spanish until I turned up in Spain to discover that people have a 'language within a language,' countless funny and often rude idioms and phrases that they Nude Townsville sex don't teach you at school.

Australia is the. You haven't truly experienced Australia until you've had a chat with a random bogan in a bluey, durry in hand while smashing down a tinny in his stubbies and thongs. If you're lucky, he might let you help yourself to the contents of his esky, chuck a snag or two on the barbie and discuss whether he reckons the pies have got a chance of winning the flag this year.

Pro tip: the pies are a bunch of sooks and sheilas, catters all the way mate. Needless to say, when foreigners come into contact with all this nonsensical Australian slang, Australka can Funny emails for women in Australia a bit of a head-scratcher. The internet is providing tons of emxils for a bit of cross-cultural education, and it's always womsn trying to help the uninitiated try to decode our unique way of using English words.

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Bogan: An uncouth or unsophisticated person regarded as being of low social status, similar to your American redneck, but used in a slightly more good-natured way. But never menthols.

That shit'll give you cancer. But never, ever a Fosters. I'm fangin' for one over. Bluey: A blue singlet, traditionally made by the brand Bonds, that you can wear to just about any occasion in the summer months.

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Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB.|All rights reserved. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious character musings. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our Funny emails for women in Australia collections. Thanksgiving Aushralia a great time to go home and hang out with womeb family. Because you failed to maintain any Australix from high school.

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My family on thanksgiving: "you're 23 why are you single? Establish dominance at Thanksgiving by showing up with your own Tupperware to take leftovers home in. Uterus: I didn't bleed all day yesterday, she thinks her Australka ended already so she's wearing cute panties Also uterus: Surprise her pic. My therapist says I have attachment issues which is unfair bc all I did was ask her if I can go home with her for Thanksgiving.

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